Three people were left seriously steaming after rounds of shots were fired down their necks at a house in East Belfast last night.
Neighbours raised the alarm when they heard multiple shots being ‘necked like f**k’ followed by some dreadful singing.
One eyewitness reported hearing the infamous Smick Anthem ‘Bits & Pieces’ on loop for three and half hours, accompanied by occasional cries of ‘Yeeeooo’.
Officers responded to the call within hours of finishing a box of Krispy Kremes.
Upon entering the property, police discovered several discarded shot glasses on the floor.
A man and two women in the property were left badly shaking.
The man is being treated for Aftershock.
Damage was caused to the kitchen walls, their livers and any potential career prospects.
Responding officers administered live-saving Sukie and sausage rolls to the victims. It remains unclear whether or not they’ll be at work today.
It’s not the first time the home has been targeted after it was pelted with Jaeger Bombs two weeks ago.
The occupants were rescued on that occasion when a taxi driver brought them a McDonald’s breakfast and twenty Regal Kingsize.
Police are appealing to anyone with information to hold off until tomorrow as they’re playing a FIFA tournament on the Xbox at the station tonight.