A County Down branch of McDonald’s has launched an in-house enquiry after it emerged their ice-cream was fully-functioning.
McDonald’s bosses have promised to investigate allegations made yesterday by a shocked patron who ordered a Sundae and got one.
Phyllis O’Fish (35) made the startling discovery after visiting the branch’s famous Drive-Thru facility which prides itself on its ‘100% guarantee of a ballsed up order’.
‘Usually, I’ll promise the kids an ice-cream outta McDanalds if they don’t act like animals in a soft-play area’, explained Phyllis.
‘99 times outta 100, the useless b##tards tell me the machine isn’t working and I get to see the devastation on the wee brat’s faces’.
‘So last night I pulled up to the Drive-Thru window and much to our amazement, the wee fella with the spotty bake said the machine was working’.
‘As you can imagine, I was straight on the phone to the manager. How dare I arrive home to find I’d received all the items I’d paid for’.
McDonald’s have closed the premises until they feel they’re ready to f**k up orders again.
A statement read:
‘The branch will be closed until the matter is resolved.
‘In the meantime, you could re-create the conditions of our branch in your own home by throwing chips on the floor and pissing around your toilets instead of in them’.