Kids tell friends about all the sh*t stuff they were forced to do with adults for two months

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Children wept in each other’s arms in playgrounds across the province this morning as they shared horror stories about their summer holidays. 

Thousands of kids in over-sized school uniforms broke down as they recounted their harrowing experiences over the past nine weeks.

Little Harry McMelter sobbed uncontrollably in the arms of his friend, Toby, while describing a trip to the Ulster Folk and Transport Museum.

‘All I wanted to do was learn a few new Fortnite dance moves but my ma and da insisted on dragging us up to Cultra for the day’,  wailed the 8-year-old.

‘Not one of those old houses had a USB port. No wonder they all died in their 40s. Probably through f**king boredom’.

Meanwhile, Toby was still having flashbacks from his trip to the beach.

‘When my ma said she was taking me to the beach, I started fantasizing about Miami or the Anse Source D’argent in the Seychelles’, bawled the 7-year-old.

‘Next thing I know we’re pulling up in Millisle for f**k sake’.

‘Lost a tooth on this sugary stick-shaped thing called ‘rock’ and was force-fed purple seaweed by my granny til I boked’.

‘Never again. Put my name down for summer school next year. I’m not spending another two months in the house with those moany melters’, he added.

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One thought on “Kids tell friends about all the sh*t stuff they were forced to do with adults for two months

  1. Brilliant one. I remember when my children were in school. They couldn’t wait to get back, and I couldn’t wait to take them. 😂😂😂😂😂

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