A Dundonald woman shared a photo taken while on holiday last year then begged: ‘Oh mummy, take me back’.
Helen McMelter shared the old snap with her Facebook friends after finally resigning herself to the fact she won’t be getting away anywhere this year.
After browsing through a photo album on Facebook entitled ‘Marmaris 2018 Xx’, Helen selected the photo she believed would garner the most attention.
The pic in question showed an oiled up Helen posing in front of a mirror wearing a bikini while a 2-year-old boy in inflatable armbands sobbed uncontrollably at her feet.
Top of the comments section was Helen’s fake-friend, Kelly McDramagh who wrote: ‘Stappp it!!!’
Kelly then proceeded to take a screenshot of the pic and upload it to group chat Helen wasn’t privy to, where they made disparaging remarks about Helen’s figure.
The post received multiple likes from friends, family and a host of creepy fellas who saved the photo for masturbation purposes later that evening.
However, not everyone was impressed with Helen’s sizzling summer snap.
Former-friend Chloe McCreeper, who trawls Facebook hoping to be aggrieved by things, remarked:
‘Look at the state’a thon. Thinks she’s some sorta Insta model in that pic but she’s legs on her like two frankfurter sasidges outta the tin’, she snarled.
‘Sure, she paid for the holiday with a crisis loan anyway the trampy hoor’.
The remainder of Helen’s followers are eagerly anticipating tomorrow’s holiday throwback snap which will probably be the one on the apartment balcony before a night out.